HOUSTON, TX After decades of being the ophthalmologist of choice in Houston and her surrounding counties, Marc Sheer, MD has invented a pair of contacts that emulates the fictional "beer goggles". The contacts slightly distort the vision in the very center of a persons focal point yet correct the remainder of the spectrum.
"I love these new contacts!" said Heidi Seymore "The new high definition TV we have has made it difficult to watch anything with close-ups. I hated seeing every pore, every make-up line, and every bit of facial hair. It's like watching my old TV the people look so much better."
Dr. Sheer has suggested they are not the best for driving, but can easily prescribe a sleek pair of driving glasses to counteract the slight blurring effect.
You can order a pair of "Boggles" at any optometrist with your next scheduled eye exam.
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